Death warmed up , return of the Stodges

My week has resembled a sketch from the Stooges form way back when when all movies were silent and domestic discipline certainly reigned. If anything could go awry this week it certainly did , starting with me all excited about a spanking ,waking up with a raging fever and chest infection just shy of bronchial pneumonia!

So  no being out in the cold after sunset , thus no spanking ! Add a crazy week at the office dealing with HR issues, labour court and other incidentals ... no fun for me. Coughing and spluttering I have seen the week to it's end and I am now off for a couple of wicked evil days with slave, and sluttyboi joins us on Sunday !

Have taken so many pills this week I definitely rattle if you shake me, need to clear last of the nasty chest as there is nothing less attractive than a Mistress with a hacking cough and snotty nose! Tomorrow morning we are setting off on our trek to the mountains for some fresh air and solitude ( required when you plan on making a slave squeal like a piggy) , no neighbours bar some trout in the dam next to the cottage , I am sure they will be relieved to know that having them for dinner is the furthermost thing from my mind.

So for those who love seeing my spanked bottom, I apologise , spanking for birthday will have to happen on my return and for those who enjoy the darker side of me ... watch this space, much to come this week end !

The "F" word

The dreaded "F" word has come to taunt me just a day before my birthday spanking and slave's arrival... I have come down with the FLU and an upper respiratory tract infection ! Typical... NO ,I could not get ill a week ago ... it has to happen now days before our trip.

A trip I may add that should have happenned 6 months ago already ! I point blank refuse to let this stop me! Been to see the Doctor and have been given the hugest dose of antibiotics and handfulls of the pharmacists flu muti known and will systematically doese myself to ensure I at least feel close to human again before our departure on Saturday. I am sure I will rattle if you shake me with the amount of tablest I am swallowing at any given time.

Feeling worse than death warmed up!

1st Birthday Spanking scheduled!

As suspected HH is the first to schedule a birthday spanking! And now the clock starts ticking... and the nerves start building! In addition I need to weigh myself and see if I have lost the required weight ....if not the strokes will be added in addition to the 12 for my birthday. I must weigh myself tomorrow morning and check that I am on track to loose the 5 kilograms this month as agreed with sluttyboi on his last visit 2 weeks ago.

I am petrified as it is about half way into the month allocated and I have yet to weigh myself.... and it is Birthday time... scrummy chocolate cake and champagne etc.... and lovely dinners cooked by slave while we are away.... damn, I see that I am going to have to go on a starvation diet for the 2 weeks post birthday if I have a remote chance in hell of making my target.

Oh dear ! so 12 for birthday, another 6 if have not at least lost 2 kilograms....hope I have lost more....:) oops....

And we all know what my bottom looked like last time after 18.... if I am not careful it will look like this again if not worse! Now I really am starting to develop a slight case of the nerves... oh who am I kidding ... a terrible case of the nerves.... as getting 18 this week will indicate that I am fast on my way to receiving 45! Damn...

"Happy Birthday Week Scarlett"

My adorable Master announced this morning that it was the start of my Birthday Week! Never mind that Master is allowing me to go off on a lovely decadent sexy 5 day trip with my slave , "bitch" and my sluttyboi on my birthday,He started the celebrations early today!

I had the most amazing morning of hard use and orgasm after orgasm after orgasm.... oh what a way to start a birthday week! If that is how it is , why do I only get one a year !  I have yet to receive a birthday spanking ... but I am quite sure there will be a number of those to be had... thank goodness I had the sense not to bet on the rugby this weekend...

Plans are coming along nicely for our trip away as of Saturday! ( note to self, ensure 3g card is rica'd and has a couple of gigs of data loaded on it ... so I can blog while away and keep all my darling readers updated on our shenanigans while away).

I have spent a day and a half cleaning and sorting out the essential kit that needs to go along on our trip... LORD be merciful! I did not realise one that I had so much equipment or two how much stuff is required for a kinky week away! I have 2 x Large roller bins, 2 black storage bins a LARGE toolbox , a block and tackle with suspension bar, a tube filled with canes and whips (bullwhips packed in a box) and a kit bag of stuff... one whole box is dedicated to electro play items, another to medical play and the other two filled with vibrators dildos...pegs, rope, clamps etc...

I am terribly excited... this week's blogs will be all about getting ready for my trip with the two boys and some of the naughty plans I have for slave and some of the naughty wicked things I hope sluttyboi will be doing to me... and any birthday spankings that may arise... I am sure HH will want to give me one before I go!

Hope every one's week starts off as great as mine... do have an orgasm or two... it does set the tome for a really fabulous week!

Happy Birthday week for all with me! Orgasms for all! Spankings for me!

Countdown to a devilish birthday celebration...

As much as I think I am having a mid-life crisis thinking about my soon to be birthday, I am incredibly excited as well! Instead of having a nice vanilla party and having all my old friends over I am going away for a very extended weekend with my slave accompanied by sluttyboi/sluttySir for a celebration with a twist!

The plan is that we will be abusing and molesting slave to our hearts content during the day and then have him cook,clean and serve for us in the evenings. In between everything happening at the office this week I have been searching for suitable country cottages for us to go to. An unbearably tedious task as next weekend has become a long weekend for most people as Tuesday is National Women's Day ( Public Holiday ) and most people have taken the Monday off and created a 4 day holiday off it.

I have a number of requests out in the market from the Drakensberg to the bushveld and beyond! Nothing more than 2 - 3 hours drive away from Johannesburg, secluded and private with a thatched roof ( need place to suspend slave from) with a well appointed kitchen ( slave is a gourmet cook and needs space to create).

In a next life I am coming back as a travel agent or logistics guru, trying to co-ordinate travel plans for a party of three, two who need to fly in from a separate destination in Africa on a public holiday weekend takes some doing,not to even mention the menu planning, grocery lists or the detailed lists of toys and equipment to be checked , packed and transported for a bdsm weekend away in the country.

But I am not complaining as I am quiet sure this is going to be one of my best birthday celebrations yet ! And I have had some ....so this week I will be writing about what to pack, not to pack and agonising over how many times I will have to bend over for a birthday spanking and what my bottom will look like by the time I go away to my country retreat....where I shall be doing this to my slave....

And having this done to me by sluttyboi.....

And this by sluttySir....

And me making slave and sluttyboi  do this to eachother....

Now is that not how every woman should be spending her 45th birthday ?

Midlife Crisis

I am having a slight melt down as I lay here on my bed thinking about my upcoming birthday in less than two weeks time. I am greatly cheered by the fact that I am friends with so many ardent spankophiles and will in all likelihood get spanked soundly for the week leading to my birthday and hopefully for at least the week after.

I  think I am having a minor midlife crisis... what is it about turning 45 that is making me feel like this. Overnight I am wondering if I am to old to be behaving like this and to be plastering my soundly spanked bottom all over my blog? Should I be behaving with more decorum as becomes a woman of my age?

Will I ever get enough of being spanked? Am I to live with this continual craving for more... terrified of what I earn for myself regularly yet always seeking more and behaving badly, breaking the rules, not achieving my weight loss goals, making silly sports bets... all so I can receive my regular punishment... and what if my bottom starts to wrinkle? Will I be so eager to have it so boldly on display ?

What is the solution to this madness ? I know my standard reply ....... GO forth and earn a great good spanking... maybe it will force me to focus on my tender bottom instead of these ridiculous bouts of panic and self doubt....

Monday Blues

I have had such a crazy week and a busy weekend work wise and even though I have tried really hard to eat only what I should,I have had a couple of drinks and am quiet sure that I have not lost enough weight this past week and the clock is ticking towards the date I need to have lost 5 kilograms or face 45 strokes from HH and on top of that a caning /spanking of undetermined strokes from sluttyboi... I am petrified of what will happen and have been having flashes of what my bottom is going to look like and the rest of me...

My bottom blue...

I am feeling more than a little blue knowing that my bottom and other bits are going to be blue ....that is a blue little bottom after 6 or so...

What happens after 45 ? We know what happens after 28....

so I may just feel blue emotionally at this time, but I am getting the distinct feeling that I am going to literally be blue as well.... I really need to get more exercise and not drink....