Death warmed up , return of the Stodges

My week has resembled a sketch from the Stooges form way back when when all movies were silent and domestic discipline certainly reigned. If anything could go awry this week it certainly did , starting with me all excited about a spanking ,waking up with a raging fever and chest infection just shy of bronchial pneumonia!

So  no being out in the cold after sunset , thus no spanking ! Add a crazy week at the office dealing with HR issues, labour court and other incidentals ... no fun for me. Coughing and spluttering I have seen the week to it's end and I am now off for a couple of wicked evil days with slave, and sluttyboi joins us on Sunday !

Have taken so many pills this week I definitely rattle if you shake me, need to clear last of the nasty chest as there is nothing less attractive than a Mistress with a hacking cough and snotty nose! Tomorrow morning we are setting off on our trek to the mountains for some fresh air and solitude ( required when you plan on making a slave squeal like a piggy) , no neighbours bar some trout in the dam next to the cottage , I am sure they will be relieved to know that having them for dinner is the furthermost thing from my mind.

So for those who love seeing my spanked bottom, I apologise , spanking for birthday will have to happen on my return and for those who enjoy the darker side of me ... watch this space, much to come this week end !

The "F" word

The dreaded "F" word has come to taunt me just a day before my birthday spanking and slave's arrival... I have come down with the FLU and an upper respiratory tract infection ! Typical... NO ,I could not get ill a week ago ... it has to happen now days before our trip.

A trip I may add that should have happenned 6 months ago already ! I point blank refuse to let this stop me! Been to see the Doctor and have been given the hugest dose of antibiotics and handfulls of the pharmacists flu muti known and will systematically doese myself to ensure I at least feel close to human again before our departure on Saturday. I am sure I will rattle if you shake me with the amount of tablest I am swallowing at any given time.

Feeling worse than death warmed up!

1st Birthday Spanking scheduled!

As suspected HH is the first to schedule a birthday spanking! And now the clock starts ticking... and the nerves start building! In addition I need to weigh myself and see if I have lost the required weight ....if not the strokes will be added in addition to the 12 for my birthday. I must weigh myself tomorrow morning and check that I am on track to loose the 5 kilograms this month as agreed with sluttyboi on his last visit 2 weeks ago.

I am petrified as it is about half way into the month allocated and I have yet to weigh myself.... and it is Birthday time... scrummy chocolate cake and champagne etc.... and lovely dinners cooked by slave while we are away.... damn, I see that I am going to have to go on a starvation diet for the 2 weeks post birthday if I have a remote chance in hell of making my target.

Oh dear ! so 12 for birthday, another 6 if have not at least lost 2 kilograms....hope I have lost more....:) oops....

And we all know what my bottom looked like last time after 18.... if I am not careful it will look like this again if not worse! Now I really am starting to develop a slight case of the nerves... oh who am I kidding ... a terrible case of the nerves.... as getting 18 this week will indicate that I am fast on my way to receiving 45! Damn...